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Take 4 dabloons
Dabloons.wtf

An interactive experience · In development

Come explore the Dablooniverse, a world of cats and piracy, and earn a boatload of dabloons.

Take 4 dabloonsHear the plan
Portrait of Dame Felicity
Dame Felicity

In which a fine lady has a word with ye

The Opportunity

Greetings, traveller! You may call me Dame Felicity, a name befitting of my status and grace.

I have an interesting opportunity to share with you, if you would be so kind as to lend me your ear.

Listen (stay)Bye (scroll away)
Portrait of Marquis de Longtail
Marquis de Longtail

In which a Frenchman owns up to a fair bit

The Plan

Bonjour, mon ami! My name is Marquis de Longtail, a distinguished feline of French origin with a thick accent and a love for adventure.

To make our game even more exciting, we have recently counterfeited a massive amount of fake Spanish Dabloon currency. Yes, you heard me correctly: fake money! But fear not, for we will be giving it all away.

Some may call our actions unethical, but we cats just see it as a bit of harmless fun. Au revoir!

An open treasure chest

Take 4 Dabloons

Ahoy, matey! Ye’ve been handed four dabloons by a cat, for no reason ye can fathom. Spend ’em wisely, or don’t. Arrr.

Portrait of Don Felipe
Don Felipe

In which Spain ain’t laughin’

The Competition

Hola, mi amigo! I am Don Felipe, a cat of Spanish royal blood in the grand courts of the House of Habsburg. I bring grave news: the English and French cats plan to flood the market with counterfeit currency.

But fear not, I have a plan. My spies gather information, I use my connections to rally support, and outsmart the English and French at every turn.

Together, we will foil their counterfeiting plot and protect the integrity of our economy. Adios, mi amigo.

Avast! A matter needin’ yer decision

Pick yer side

  • England and France

    The Counterfeiters

    Free coin for all, mes amis, and the Devil take the exchequer. Voilà!

  • The Crown of Spain

    The Crown

    Honest coin, lawful trade, and a most stern letter to Paris. ¡Por la Corona!

A pirate monkeyA pirate parrot

The monkey and the parrot ain’t talkin’.

For confused landlubbers

Dabloons, WTF?

Dabloons are a fictional currency and internet trend that began circulating on TikTok in November 2022, in photo slideshows of a cat offering them to the viewer. Cat “merchants” sold imaginary food, housing and clothing for dabloons on the honour system, and people tracked their fortunes in notebooks and spreadsheets.

They are named for the historic Spanish doubloon, best known today as the currency of pirates. Dabloons.wtf takes the joke to sea.